Hi nice friends!
Besides just being pretty and nice and that I like eating cheese, there are some other things I have learned while I've been a whippet dog, and one of them is that if someone wants to open your friend to see what is inside - even if that someone is the nice-eyed veterinarian man with the green pajamas - it is time to bark and be sad, even if you never bark at any other times ever.
If they really REALLY want to know what is inside Mr. Mordred, and he doesn't want to answer because of the Constitution, I will stand up and tell them that there is kibble, and there is water and there is grass, and yes, there is also the bunch of yummy crackers that we found just sitting in the high-up cabinet, but if they REALLY want those back, I will do little whippet dog dances and be cute out in the street until nice people give me enough of the money to buy more of the crackers and then no one has to go looking inside Mr. Mordred for anything else, and he can stay very closed.
Thank you, nice friends.
xoxoMorgane
