Gentle Readers,
It should be noted that while yes, the fetching Miss Morgane, and our cousins-in-law Miss Belle Yorkie and her sister, Miss Gilda Dachshund The DeBordieu Debutante are indeed wonderful specimens of feminine caninity, and are several thousand percent more charming than any robotical iDog could ever be, they are also in great demand in houses and condominiums all across everywhere. Thus, it may be rather a while before you have the opportunity to in-person admire and reward them with delicious treats for their rampant lovely-being.
Might I humbly suggest that in the interim, you could consider subscribing to the Dog Show USA iTunes video podcast through your computer machine? I would say that the price of it is a pat on my head and perhaps a spoonful of peanut butter, but that would not be the truth, and I am even more interested in being Good and Truthful than I am in peanut butter. Which is a lot. The price is FREE, and you may sit at your computer machine and watch the dancing and quite attractive faces of many of my canine colleagues whose Mommies and Daddies have entered them into our online Dog Show.
If you are feeling sad, it will make you un-sad. If you are feeling good, it will make you feel much more good. If you are feeling hungry, it will not bring you peanut butter, but it will keep you happy until someone does. At least in my experience.
M.T.D.
