Hi nice friends,
There was a time not long ago that Mr. Anderson Cooper was not inside the television machine, but instead there was a man who was talking about dogs who have jobs. Sometimes the job is about 
having a nose that sniffs out things that are against the laws, and sometimes it is about having more fur than I do and coming and being strong for people who have fallen down in the snow rain.
I would not be good at that last one, but I hope very much that I can be good at the job that I am about to have to do, which is to be the Only Dog while Mr. Mordred is away having various items taken out of him. This is a very important job that involves being nice and being warm and being very next to people who are worried about the items inside Mr. Mordred, even though I have watched him a lot and have only seen delicious kibble and sometimes rice, chicken, and floor treats go in.
The job is also about if I see salty water on the faces of Daddy and Our Mommy Girl that I should go and kiss it off - not because it tastes good (which it does) but because it makes them smile and the salty water stops coming.
I think this is a job I can do.
xoxoYour Face-Kissing Friend Morgane
p.s. You can buy a very nice Cone Dog Lamp so you will never have to be scared by the boiler or the mop in the dark again.